day-one patch

/DAY-one patch/ medium • Origin: Gaming/software slang; 2010s.

Software or game update released immediately at launch to fix bugs.

The day-one patch is a massive download.

launch patch,hotfix

Reflects complex modern release cycles.

Chur bro, that was mean as.

POV: you forgot your keys.

That singer left no crumbs on stage.

I’m feeling a bit tired today.

Owo what’s this?

idc, ship it Monday.