girl math

//ɡɜːrl mæθ// Easy • Origin: Finance TikTok meme, 2020s.

Humorous justifications for spending money.

It’s basically free if it’s under $5—girl math.

funny budgeting; shopping logic

Not gender-exclusive despite name.

I high-key love this track.

Ranked is sweaty tonight.

He keeps flexing his new car.

He chews loudly—instant ick.

That jacket is peng.

Don’t be such an airhead—you forgot the keys again.