chronically online

//ˈkrɒnɪkli ɒnˈlaɪn// Medium • Origin: Twitter/TikTok slang, 2020s.

So absorbed in internet culture that real-life perspective suffers.

That argument sounds chronically online.

terminally online

Often used critically or humorously.

Let’s do a hot girl walk after work.

He’s a trainspotting anorak.

He’s got that alpha personality at work.

We used some jugaad to ship on time.

I stayed up doomscrolling about the storm.

She’s in main quest mentality until graduation.