as if

/AZ if/ easy • Origin: US teen slang; 1990s (popularized by *Clueless*).

Expression of disbelief or mock rejection.

As if I’d do that!

no way,yeah right

Nineties nostalgia still keeps it alive.

Her grandmillennial living room has floral wallpaper.

I’m abt to leave.

We’re having a braai on Saturday.

She used to be a mall goth in high school.

Stop being a meta slave and try new builds.

She's on a boujee staycation—robe, room service, the works.